
Rainbows have presence, are a force, however brief. People stop what they are doing to gaze upward into the sky, ooh and ah, find the beginning and the end, perhaps the pot of gold? I have been thinking about rainbows lately. Mostly in the context of how to package them and being of the retail bent, how to market them.
Rainbows would never go on sale, the packaging would be simple and a bit old-fashioned, perhaps a typewriter font, no UPC codes, made in Any Town, USA. I see franchises popping up, providing jobs to those in Any Town, USA where the good life has passed them by. They don’t need a Facebook page or a Twitter tag but maybe Instagram, pictures speak loud than words, after all. Rainbows have universal appeal, no need for demographic studies or marketing gimmicks. Who wouldn’t pay $9.99 for a chance at a rainbow?
There have been times I have tried to capture an image of the rainbow, a sudden downpour on a sunny day. Leaping out of the car, snapping photos, negotiating angles and yet, it slips away . We are foolish humans, trying to capture magic on film, when it teases us and breaks apart in pieces, to come together in a different way on another day. Rainbows don’t play by any rules but their own.
Perhaps this is a pipe dream, liberal scheme or just a wish that the chance at a rainbow could transform the world. Rainbows are free, don’t need to be regulated or licensed, they just show up like an old friend out of the blue. My hopeful self sees a world of possibility and yet, in the recesses of my cynical self, I see opportunists exploiting the rainbow experience. Sigh. Better to keep this genie of an idea in the bottle, securely sealed.

I have previously fenced in that prairie and claimed all rights to rainbows. You will hear from my attorney, Dewey, Cheatham and Howe. Respectfully, /s/ Roy G. Biv
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Thanks, Tom! I look forward to the scrum!
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